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marvelgirl556: dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:45:11 -0400

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:44:48 -0400

“HOLD STILL AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE”

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:53:01 -0400

“HOLD STILL AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE”

e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:46:29 -0400

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

mothersgay: hotanimegirl: gif: why was the math book sad? had too many problems fuck you no...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:42:38 -0400

mothersgay:

hotanimegirl:

gif:

why was the math book sad?

had too many problems

fuck you

no need to be a calcuhater

inbox: do you ever look at a post and think “nah I won’t reblog it” but then you see someone you...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:37:29 -0400

inbox:

do you ever look at a post and think “nah I won’t reblog it” but then you see someone you like more reblogged it so you reblog it from them

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:46:45 -0400

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:21:52 -0400

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

heyfunniest: you gon eat that? imma eat it anyway

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:16:41 -0400

heyfunniest:

you gon eat that?

imma eat it anyway

thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:13:33 -0400

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:14:50 -0400

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

ofallcuteandsexy: achronicmasturbator: teamcocket: what the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:07:19 -0400

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

patrickandmarcus: this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:06:42 -0400

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

izzetheking: HOw do i kill someone without looking rude

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:02:18 -0400

izzetheking:

HOw do i kill someone without looking rude

goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:15:54 -0400

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:15:12 -0400

growlithed: rupindre: lameborghini: petition to stop the use of the word schlong what is schlong...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:55:15 -0400

growlithed:

rupindre:

lameborghini:

petition to stop the use of the word schlong

what is schlong with it

why cant we all just get aschlong

digitonicelectronic: thesassyblacknerd: oh Alfred Alfred is...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:51:45 -0400

digitonicelectronic:

thesassyblacknerd:

oh Alfred

Alfred is the best

no one can convince me otherwise

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:58:52 -0400

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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Tue, 14 May 2013 01:33:32 -0400